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Selfie

Created by a drunk Australian back in 2013. Taking a picture of your face and putting it online, which wouldn't be such a great idea if you're ugly. If you're ugly, you'd get comments saying "Damn girl you're ugly" and that would hurt your feelings. If you take 10-20 selfies a day, you're probably a whore, and or don't have much of a life. Today, people have their own stick to take their so called "Selfies". better used as a sex toy. I love to photobomb selfies. Girls hate it when I do that. I nearly got killed with a selfie stick for photobombing, I'd just say it was worth it. Anyways, selfie is when you take a picture of you and your face. With usually a cool background, but nobody can see the background because it's all blurry because the camera can only focus on your face. Sometimes, people take selfies with people, which complete defeats the purpose of a selfie. It should be called a "groupie" which is even more gayer.
I'm having a seizure and I'm dying on the ground, but first, Let me take a selfie. -Takes photo- *Dies*
by That random guy thing July 26, 2015
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Word Originating from Australia When a 14 year old Takes a Pic of Themselves with the Front Cam
Jen - Imma Take a Selfie of How much i Hate Australia
Donald - Selfies r Australians tho
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A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.
The song #Selfie

The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.

The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!

Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!
by RatchetTay November 9, 2014
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Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"
by Godborn October 18, 2016
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Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.
I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?
by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014
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Pictures (usually digital) that teen girls take and send to their boyfriends. This is to make them feel better, and to keep them from sending sexts.
Guy: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME SELFIES.
Guy 2: Dude, that's some kinky shit.
by Senpai Cat March 29, 2015
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A picture taken of oneself with or without other people via a cellphone, camera, or webcam.
My girl Anisha can't accept the fact that she's uploaded multiple selfies.
by Amar the Lawyer October 19, 2015
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