scumph

Scumph is the nasty yellow residue of something. For example the yellow stuff on the cigarette filter after it's been smoked. Or the yellow stuff that comes out of your ear when it hasn't been cleaned in a while. Anything dirty, sticky, yellow and that is a residue of something could basically be called scumph.

"You got some scumph in your ear... man c'mon clean that up"
"I need to get all the scumph off the floor before my parents come back"

by paolo and justin April 14, 2010

scalping

Reselling tickets for a profit. When done on an individual level, this is often considered illegal, but when it's a company catering to rich people, somehow that makes it o.k. for them to buy up all the tickets and then scalp them. Here is how a ticket company delicately explains what they do:
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."

That damn ticket broker bought up all the tickets and now they're scalping them at triple face value, but my homie got his ass busted just because he had an extra ticket and tried to recoup what he paid for it. Why is it that when the broker does it, it's legal? That's some shit.

by JonnyR July 14, 2006

scuppage

Similar to a wedgie, but worse. Normally only happens to females. Occurs when you wear thongs or other tight underwear to the gym so that your panty lines won't show in your spandex pants. This results in the underwear becoming extremely wedged into your rear after a hard workout. Sweat may even worsen the condition.

Wow, Ashley, I've got some serious scuppage! I can barely pull this underwear out of my crack. It has become like a second skin to me after that rigorous cardio session.

by sdegaeta August 11, 2006

shift scalping

To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.

Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!

by dhe@fas February 9, 2009

scull

(v trans) to drink (an alcoholic beverage) in a single draught.

Syn. chug

Poss. derived from "skol" a term similar to "cheers!"

There is no bloody way I'm sculling that yard-glass.

by Spootonium October 10, 2004

Scump

noun (scumpy)
1. The sloppy, lack of knowledge, dirty, rude, gumpy type of person.

He has no types of manners man, fckn scump

He's a scumpy

by jumpboy23 November 21, 2015

scupper

To spoil (especially someone's plans).

I was going to go as a pirate, but Billy scuppered my plans by getting the last costume in the shop.

by Geater January 17, 2008