scromch

anything comforting (ie. food, a loved one, hugs, snugs, a warm blanket, a delicious slice of pizza, a piece of chocolate)

can be used as a verb or a noun

My boyfriend scromches me up when I get home from work

by 0xhellkat December 8, 2021

Scrotch

A blend of the words "scratch" and "crotch." To scratch your crotch.

"I recently shaved my balls and now I have to scrotch."

by chezclayton December 7, 2022

SCROTCHULAR

a word people often look up

Announcer: spell scrotchular

competitor: i like to move rocks in my backyard to form offensive symbols

thats scrotchular

by Scrotchular January 29, 2023

The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

scrotchberry

The fruit which is obtained through scratching ones dick.

Johnny ate a scrotchberry.

by Aaron July 21, 2003

scoach

To steal with extreme stealth. More commonly spelled skoach. The act of theft.

Dawg, how did you scoach that entire 12-pack?

by Nugget75 May 28, 2006