The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 03, 2020
by KnowItAll1979 June 06, 2023
Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.
Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.
Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.
Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.
by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022
Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.
Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.
Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.
by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022
An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021
Another name for a bottom. Applies to any bottom who is on with a man that is out of their league and he should be honored to be getting that dick.
Mean gurl 1: Hey have you seen who Michael has been hooking up with?
Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
by KnowItAll1979 September 12, 2023
Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.
Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?
Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?
Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
by KnowItAll1979 February 05, 2023