Scoff Job

blow job for fannys

I gave her a Scoff Job

by Scoff job April 27, 2022

Scoff

A large meal, not necessarily formal but a time to eat as much as you can and enjoy the company of other people

Friend 1: Hey buddy, drop over for a scoff!

Friend 2 : Alright will do man, I'm starved

by Quig709 November 27, 2011

Scroff

The combination of the words screw and off .

T.J. was being a jerk so I told him to scroff.

by Brick22 February 2, 2008

cock scoffer

1)Any subservient, easily manipulated person. Usually associated with the male gender.
2) Any person who will do anything to get what they want.
3)A person without morals, scruples etc.

Hey, check out the new General Manager. He's only 23 years old; what a cock scoffer.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

Scoffee

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.

man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)

by coochanin October 6, 2011

sploffage

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.

by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005

Sloff

Sloff iz the way Sid The SLoff from the movie ice age says "Sloth"

Manny: Wuts ur name
Sid: hi my names sid the sloff

by Sloff April 25, 2009