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Schnapple

Screw up or break something. Similar to bork or fucked but more acceptable in a professional environment.
I dropped my screw driver into the coin machine and schnappled it all up.

"Someone spilled a gallon of water into the register!"
"Yup, now the scale is schnappled up. Call the the repair man!"

"I fell asleep while I was driving and schnappled up the front of my car"
"You're lucky to be alive!"
by nostej April 16, 2013
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scharlette

Ride or die, beauty, down chick, cooler than cool, booty
I love Scharlette
by He lives December 20, 2016
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Schnarff

It's the sound you must make at the end of a hail mary or prayer so you can increase your pack luck in Madden created by the Youtuber Gmiasworld. The prayer helps your left butt cheek perk to the penultimate maximum of the flux capacitor when a glitchy pull happens.
"You have to do this prayer in the most embarrassing places possible for it to work.

Alright, let's get ready. Are you ready? Let's do it...

Oooooooh Shamallamalaaa Ooooh Yeee Ooooh Schneee...SCHNARFF!!

Alright, Let's get it."
by CrimHades April 16, 2019
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schnarftongler

A respectfully cool, with the belief of equal rights and justice for all humans, hard working art student.
Today during my drawing and painting class one of my schnarftongler students told the class how happy they are they Joe Biden won the election of 2020.
by Mr. E. November 10, 2020
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Schnarf

A word that can be put in any dirty or perverted joke.

Or to replace a curse word
I will Schnarf you so hard you Chacarron all over the floor...
What the Schnarf you Schnarfing Schnarfer.
by THE SCHNARFER October 27, 2011
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schnarf

A cheap, low quality, home made alcoholic drink made from apple juice and baker's yeast. Brewed (much like wine or beer) to have the highest possible alcoholic content.
That schnarf tastes horrible but it'll get you drunk!
by Popa Skiff June 4, 2009
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Schnarf

"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)
by pleber May 13, 2006
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