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Darren Schmidt

I made him up
Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up
by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024
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timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.
I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.
by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023
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pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
by therobotshirt August 5, 2011
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jacy schmidt

A petite girl with blonde/brown hair. Jacy Schmidt have blue or green eyes. They are one of a kind. Some people refer to Jacy’s has frootloops and others refer to them as Snooklems. Jacy Schmidt’s are bueatiful and funny!!
by Ansley Ann January 18, 2018
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Will Schmidt

Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins
Yo bro, don’t be a WILL SCHMIDT
by niggar November 8, 2020
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Schmidt on

When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.
I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.
by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023
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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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