When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.
I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.
by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023
Get the Schmidt onmug. Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins
by niggar November 8, 2020
Get the Will Schmidtmug. When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
Get the taking a schmidtmug. by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023
Get the timothy schmidtingmug. 
Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.
by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021
Get the Theo Schmidtmug. by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019
Get the joseph schmidtmug.