Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

shlapslifter

A storm of methane. A big fart shit wave.

I got caught in a giant shlapslifter.

by Youranerd Peonson February 13, 2021

Schlap-Slifter

A big storm of methane. Person of giant shits and farts.

You are a giant Schlap-Slifter.

by Youranerd Peonson February 13, 2021

Schläppcident

When you wear slippers and accidentally stumble.

Maren: "Hey girl, what the fuck just happened?"
Felizitas: "I just had an Schläppcident"
Maren: "That's bananas, you have to be more careful, babe"

by qwerasdfnull May 13, 2021

Schlap

Schlap -ing (verb):
The art of slapping someone with your penis.

(Only applicable if you have a penis)

I'm gonna schlap you across the face!

by TheColorman June 21, 2021

Schnapsis

To explain the rough plot of a film to someones, whilst you're too intoxicated to do so accurately.

John tried to explain the plot of Rocky Horror Picture show to me, but he was so drunk, he gave the the schnapsis instead of the synopsis

by Smeeps August 31, 2022

Schlapp

V. To grab another man’s crotch without permission

The political aide was shocked when his boss schlapped him when they were alone in the elevator.

by Scorpio Stinger March 8, 2023