schlonging

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
by jakes_son99 June 03, 2009
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Schlong

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.
Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
by shh-long June 26, 2003
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schlong

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort
Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.
by hk:: October 10, 2005
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schlong

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.
Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.
by nukeUser May 28, 2006
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schlonged

To get beaten very badly.
by DirkSmallwood January 11, 2016
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schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.
O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!
by Ryan April 19, 2004
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