Staten Island

One of the five boroughs of New York City. Often referred to as "The Forgotten Borough". Aptly named, as there is nothing to do in Staten Island, other than go to the Staten Island mall, or to one of the three movie theaters. Unlike Manhattan or any of the other boroughs, Staten Island is completely divided, the North Shore being the habitat of all African-American, Latinos/Hispanics, Irish, and race and nationality that is not Italian or Russian. The South Shore/Mid-Island is made up primarily of the aforementioned parties.

Speaking as an Irish, North Shore resident, the South Shore is filled with illiterate, close-minded, spoiled children. The "Staten Island" sterotype is completely because of those assholes. Unfortunately, all Caucasian inhabitants of Staten Island are supposed to have a thick Staten Island accent, which is like the retarded child of a New Jersey accent and a Brooklyn accent, tan to an unnatural color, usually orange, and gel the shit out of your hair, if you are a man, or use hairspray like there's a fucking endless supply of it.

The North Shore, however, is known for it's crime, though I would much rather live two blocks from Jersey Street than in Tottenville. This may not come as a shock to some of you, but the KKK has an active chapter located right in Tottenville.

Please, if on a visit to Staten Island, take my advice and get out as quickly as you came. Maybe you can still go to Brooklyn.

Intelligent Staten Islander: Hello, I was wondering if I could ask what time it is?

Guido/Guidette: Ummmmm, n0. I d0nt t4lk to p30pl3 l1ke u.

Intelligent Staten Islander: I'm astounded and scared of the fact that my IQ is slowly decreasing every moment I spend talking to you.

Guido/Guidette: IQ? n0w u g0nna t4lk sh1t?

Intelligent Staten Islander: How did I end up in this cesspool? My God, why have you forsaken me?

by ImaginaryGirl May 22, 2009

staten island

okay listen...i live on the south shore of staten island. i am not a wigger,i am half hispanic, i am not rich by ANY means, i work as hard as my parents to support the family, i do not hav a nextel or valor suit, i do not drive a lexus, i do not live on toadt hill, my mom drives a crappy toyota corolla with 1 hub cap, and i do not wax my eyebrows or get a tan everyday. thank you.

north shore asshole#1- dont u hate those wigga bitches in south shore of staten island?

north shore asshole#2- yea they all lil rich russians and italians..

by -N.y.C- August 4, 2006

Staten island

this should not be considered a borough Who even goes here who is paying five cash to go on a ferry just to go with some ratchet orange people live yeah I’m talking about the Italians don’t want to hear it this is not New York who even Jack’s Staten Island?

Jason: isn’t Staten Island the fifth borough of New York

desiree: where is that?

by mypeachisphat22 April 8, 2020

Staten Island Girl

Located in the borough of Staten Island, she is best known for:

- Coach Bags
- Uggs
- Membership to The Tanning Loft or Hollywood tans
- Hair straitener
- Highlights
- Daddy's credit cards
- Daddy's car
- Known on a first name basis at the following stores:
- Aldo
- H&M
- Hollister
- Coach
- Velour suits
- Acrylic Nails
- The Accent
- Never stepped foot in the Barnes and Noble except for that one Starbucks emegency a few weeks ago.


This Staten Island Girl might also be seen with the Guido boyfriend. They can be located in "The Mall" parking lot on a Saturday morning.

Co-Worker: How do you like living in Staten Island?
Me: Its pretty decent, the neighborhood is great, schools are nice-
Co-worker: What about the Staten Island Girls?
Me: The city sends me a Coach bag everytime I hit one of them down.

by The Urbanette February 26, 2009

Satyen

Knight in shining armor..

Aarti's Satyen..

by Satyen's Friend September 13, 2009

staten island

a place where every 1 from brooklyn moves only to move to new jersey years later

there are too many niggers in brooklyn im moving to staten island!
there are to many russians in staten island im moving to new jersey!

by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

Staten Island

The "forgotten" borough where the only thing besides the massive pot holes that kill teens from ages 16-19...is boredom. The borough of parks, trash, cemeteries, pizzarias and the "Zoo" . Our Zoo has four goats and a monkey...literally. The borough where one house can go down, and 37 can fit in its place, where the hair is high and the I.Q. is low. The place that has the "Mall," where the over-sexed and cake-faced tweens infest. There's one Barns 'n Noble bookstore (for those who dare to look away from their sidekicks) and a Target wayyyy in the back (where we sweep it underneath some rugs so people don't classify us a suburban lost cause.)

Mike: So what are we hittin up first?
Sam: Mall, movies...yeah that's it.
Mike: (sigh) Staten Island.
Sam: Yeah...Staten Island.

by boredoutofmymind!!! March 22, 2007