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sapiosexuality

Where the Dunning-Kruger effect and the bedroom collide. An alleged sexual orientation for people whose assessment of their own intelligence is far in excess of that of any reasonably objective observer, with the added benefit of making one a soi-disant minority, presumably an oppressed one.

People who describe themselves as "sapiosexual" usually define "intelligent" as "sharing my biases" rather than, you know, "intelligent". Given the first paragraph, this invariably means they're attracted to people as arrogant as them, who they run off with and have a clutch of horrible, spoilt children with who grow up into horrible narcissistic adults.

Furthermore, all it means is they're attracted to people similar to them, making the term fairly tautological to begin with.
In practice, "sapiosexuality" is in fact dickosexuality.
by bald_rick September 24, 2011
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saphosexual

An individual principally attracted to the soul, heart or mind, as opposed to the body. Most saphosexuals identify as pansexual (bisexual). Also an adjective. See also sapeosexual. Saphosexuality is sometimes confused for demisexuality.
If you want to catch his eye, you'll have to reveal more of yourself: he's saphosexual.
by FlexyFreak January 3, 2016
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sapiosexualhumanisticalprocrafting

It describes a person who finds intelligence to be the most sexually attractive characteristic of another person while maintaining a system of values and beliefs that is based on the idea that people are basically good and that problems can be solved using reasoning,science or raw knowledge instead of fighting against religious and political beliefs and putting that knowledge and built up unspent energy to use in building, producing, inventing,crafting or the making of anything with their mate/spouse/lover etc.etc. which in turn will give you a very intellectual orgasmic experience.
Sally had a sapiosexualhumanisticalprocrafting experience that could be herd for miles after they finished building the chicken coop.
by James Wazenya May 1, 2018
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Sarosexual

Sarosexual means being attracted to Mala Plava and her friends to the point where u define it as your sexuality.
Also sarosexual person can be suicide and depressed.
-omg there is sara
- she is so hot
-i coming out as sarosexual
by mačkica69 April 16, 2021
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Sophosexual

One who is sexually attracted to individuals who are intellegent.
A: So, have you met anyone you're intersested in?
B: Well, i have a little crush on my english prof.
A: Seriously!? He/She is so old.
B: I'm a sophosexual, so ofcourse i have an afinity to Dr.s and professors.
by totalsophophile December 18, 2009
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Sangosexual

A male prostitute for men with gay tendancies. He enjoys exploiting gay buttocks, and gleans nourishment from the receipt of anal pleasure. Without such, he feels a sense of insecurity akin to a young child with a violently abusive father, who himself partakes in regular and consistent exploration of anal regions uncharted. Vis a vis, as a scholar of the anal arts himself, he is attuned
"hey man, i think you need a hug"
"i think you have had too much to drink"
"come here.."
"stop being a sangosexual!"
by Machiavellin March 30, 2008
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saxosexual

When you are sexually attracted to saxophones
I am saxosexual and I'm proud of it
by Ilikechickentacossnachos July 11, 2017
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