Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021
Get the Saltineersmug. a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them
by thegadester February 26, 2017
Get the saltinemug. by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021
Get the Saltinemug. So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
by madinah :) May 4, 2022
Get the Saltine Dustmug. A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
Get the Saltine Crackermug. by Wayne Wiggins December 12, 2018
Get the Saltine sluttmug. A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.
by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019
Get the Saltine Queenmug.