Salad

A word used to fill an awkward silence in an uncomfortable situation.

Girl: Your hot, wanna make whoopy?
Guy: ................salad

by Adam Hobbs May 14, 2008

Salad

An inept individual that lacks banterous chat and has a tendency to melt in social situations.

That guy is a complete salad.

by HugoK May 7, 2017

Salad

A term used for a bowl that has more than one drug in it at once. A mix of drugs being smoked at the same time.

"pack a nice salad"

by FontE November 5, 2003

Salad

Pretty much a lad.

"Hey timmy salad"
'Oh hey there sim salad, how u going"
"yeah good, ur a lad"
"yeah no shit, its in my name"
Tim's a lad = Tim salad.

by Tim salad August 24, 2009

Salad

To describe the messy condition of an interior space.

Dude! My room is such a salad!!

by cabiyagurl December 19, 2010

SALAD

Sucks At Life All Day

John: They didn't pay their bill again last week, what's the reason for delinquency?
Bill: SALAD.

by LEGEND24 September 30, 2012

A Salad

A salad : a limp, useless lie used by anyone who wants to be socially acceptable.

Oh my god! You're such a salad!

by Tmsidak October 19, 2016