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dry shaving

The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.

Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"

"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010
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Savinu

He is a frog that only likes sucking on frogs
Savinu:hi
Karen:your a frog
by Beerfrog October 29, 2019
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daylight saving time

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
by dniymfm March 13, 2010
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Satvinder

n. 1.a fine brother who is taken as scary at first because of his quietness but people realize that he has a big heart and girls begin to like him when he opens up
2.prefix "sat" means the truth
someone who is truthful
3.someone who you can not mess with because of his sneakiness and stealthiness
4. someone you can cuddle up with
5. someone you can rely on
John is such a satvinder; he is so truthful.
by imfine April 15, 2009
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slaving

putting in overtime hours to get work done when you are getting paid on salary. And thus working for free.
Steve "You out of work yet or still slaving away?"

Laura "slaving" (sad face)
by l.espo September 1, 2009
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shaving the monkeys forehead

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.
immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead
by luke110381 February 4, 2008
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redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?
by OldFart77 April 24, 2007
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