Smoking Dick

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020

smoking blueprints

rewarded a big ticket for a ball of wax(shine)
paying a price for inclusive coverage in the cabinet of leadership/fame/ministry.
working your plans with no troubles

Dusty and Dirty in Mudpits smoking blueprints to change their government systems.
Dusty: Hey Dirty, what it do?
Dirty: I'm smoking blueprints baby, how about you?

by @tikifaces_ January 25, 2019

struggle smoking

(1) The act of preforming desperate tasks just to smoke; (2) struggles stoners go through just to smoke.

"Yo you got a pipe or some papes I can borrow?"

"Nah but I got some tin foil."

"Aii we out"

" damn bro we struggle smoking."

by Your moms next boyfriend November 15, 2014

ball smacking

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles

Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

by rpetras August 17, 2008

chain smoking

A cycle in which one smokes a cigarette and then lights up another as soon as the first one is finished. The only limit is how many cigarettes you have on hand.

You can usually find me chain smoking when I'm utterly stoned or drunk (or both), terribly bored, or just in that mood to smoke.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Patty Smacking

To man-handle or otherwise strike a mouthy Irishman.

Ol'Chappy got up in me face about being a Welshman, so I had to do some quick patty smacking.

by Taffy O'Jones January 15, 2008