Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

cattle rancher

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.

A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass

by Brian Brillian May 4, 2008

huevos rancheros

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."

My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

jolly rancher

A slang word for being hard or a dick

"im like a jolly rancher
'cause i stay so hard"

by Briahna October 19, 2005

rancher

a fat girl. the only acceptable way to fuck her is to cover her in ranch dressing.

Alex"dude that girl is a definite rancher."
Joel"good thing i brought a bottle of ranch so i can fuck the dog shit out of her."

by dson25 October 10, 2011

Ranchero

Little man. BIG dick.

I met this little ranchero last night, and he wasn't so little if you know what I mean!

by sass a frass May 15, 2006

rotten ranchero

stick a raw egg into the anus,and poop it out without breaking it.

Guido won the egg toss by ending it with a rotten ranchero.

by cessna July 12, 2006