Retarded nigga

You’s is a retarded nigga

Jared: David come over here
David : fucking dies
Jared: you retarded nigga

by Big nibba 69 on your mom March 18, 2019

Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 14, 2004

Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

Retardeder

The act of being MORE retarded than the person you are calling retarded.

He is so much more retardeder than his brother is.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010

retarded swamp goblin

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

by Red D April 2, 2008

Retarded Exclamation Point

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.

Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009