Richard sucker

Someone who sucks a "Richard".

The new guy’s a Richard sucker.

by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.

Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Richard's Law

Also known as "Dick's Rule of Penis Drawing"

Given a male and a blank writing/drawing medium, as the number of things written/drawn increases, the probability of it being a penis approaches 1.

"Did you see Tom's new Ipad? The first thing he did was draw a big hairy dick!"

"Yup. That's Richard's law for you."

by brofist November 16, 2012

Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.

The new guy's a Richard bender.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Pickled Richard

When you leave your peepee in her special place until it goes wrinkly and weird

Friend 1: Ayo how was ur night with stacey
Friend 2: it was alright, ended up getting a pickled richard tho

by muriaditatus October 5, 2021

Richard fest

A party where there are too many dicks and not enough chicks.

This party is a Richard fest! Let's call Zoe and have her bring her girlfriends over.

by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Richard Pryor

b. December 1, 1940 - d. December 10, 2005.

One of the greatest comedians to ever roam the planet earth. He will forever be immortalized in the annals of time, and we will all miss him.

R.I.P Richard Pryor, and thanks for the laughs.

by DonAndino December 28, 2005