rofl my wafl

A variation of the phrase rofl my waffle where the word "Waffle" is quite obviously replaced by the similar sounding word "wafl" to better match the preceding rofl. Usually used as a lengthened version of Rofl for added humor or to express feelings of shock.

"Did you see it? She nearly killed herself!!! ROFL MY WAFL!!!!"

"Well rofl my wafl, I didn't see that coming!"

by TheCrimsonMoon May 21, 2009

rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

Rockledge

A town in central florida in which its frowned upon to make logical descisions, especially if youre associated with the county school board.

rockledge powerful sucks

by ahma echerbranz October 16, 2008

roflamethrower

A flamethrower that shoots out rofls

Dude, im laughing so hard i feel like I just got hit with a roflamethrower!!

by sleebz September 30, 2009

ROFFLMFGAO

rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking godamn ass out

That's so funny...ROFFLMFGAO!!

by yo yon August 27, 2010

Roffle Stomped

To "pown", a level of excessive winning even more embarassing/worse than being "stomped" or "stomping".

Our school team roffle stomped the team from Pittsburgh in the hockey tournament, winning 5-0.

by Teh Rawr Monster September 11, 2012

rockle

period of 4 hours (1 rockle = 4 hours)

The Colorado Rockies lasted for roughly 1 rockle.

by Chafe Ball June 15, 2018