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Recession Teasession

To gather with your friends and drink non-expensive tea due to the recession.
Dude come over here quick we are gonna get a recession teasession going
by Fearnyfearn January 1, 2010
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recessioned

the practice of businesses being forced to shut down due to the current economic climate (recession)
Steve: What happened to the mexican place that was down the road?

Fred: Looks like it go recessioned.
by VP4 February 8, 2010
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recessionnial

The generation that was born between 2008 and 2018. (Like millennial, but with the word recession, since the recession started in 2008.
Will the recessionnials be the generation to stop climate change?
by KikiBee January 12, 2020
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Recession

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).
“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.
by bustapost July 29, 2022
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Roces

GUY 1: Dude come for a skate?
GUY 2: Yea i just got my new Roces, they are off da hook
by ***Williams*** January 12, 2008
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the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.
I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.
by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009
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recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.
Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?
by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009
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