Robbery Bob

Robbery Bob is the protagonist in Robbery Bob: Man of Steal, and Robbery Bob 2: Double Trouble. He is the Lord above all, and extremely handsome and sexy. He is the pinnacle of beauty. He has a massive horse cock and is a master at pleasing those that enter the bedchambers with him. He is unimaginably powerful, and can do incredible things, like reversing time to rerob houses that he failed to rob. He grants people who praise him and play his games a fraction of his power, and they recieve things like immortality, good looks and god-like abilities.

Guy 1: "Yo have you heard of Robbery Bob?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! I have both games, and I used to beat it to him every night, until I ripped my cock off from the superstrength he gave me!!"

by Omnigyatt June 19, 2024

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Robbery

It is an act of theft, often done in the darkness or secretly but on the 30th of October 2023, there was a robbery in broad daylight as Lionel Messi stole the prestigious Ballon d'Or from Erling Haaland in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France. Despite stealing it, Lionel acts as if he deserved it despite not doing anything worthy other than the World Cup. This is not the first time Lionel has done this as on the 29th of November 2021 in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, he also robbed Robert Lewandowski of a Ballon d'Or! And despite two robberies the authorities and his fanboys (who are all younger than 14) claim his innocence.

"Dad, what is an example of a famous robbery?"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"

by honest pessidog fan January 5, 2024

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