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Roadkill

Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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Sexy Roadkill

When someone shows up to a gathering looking like they died seven times on the way there.
Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016
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Pollcat roadkill

When her hairy sausage wallet is so smelly the funk permeates through her panties; the queefs smellier cousin.
I was tossing this girl's salad and her pollcat roadkill almost made me toss my cookies.

Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs
by LennyCakes69 February 16, 2019
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Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
I’m going commando today, my underwear is pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
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Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.
I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking
by Blue_. May 10, 2021
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Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.
I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
by G Crass February 22, 2024
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Roadfill

The final refill of a drink before returning to the road after eating at a restaurant. Also known as, "One more for the road!"
Jimmy wished he had not gotten the roadfill before the remaining hour of a car trip, he had to go to the bathroom the entire way.
by Dawson and Nick October 5, 2011
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