chick repellant

A colorless, odorless aura that lingers over a loser dudes, preventing them from hooking up with chicks. or other dudes

"Bill and I went out last night, but he apparently doused himself in 'chick repellant before we left', because no women would even talk to him."

by stellarchef April 6, 2010

hideous repellent

An Australian liquid comprosed of mysterious substances. Contact with it proves fatal to all excessively ugly individuals.

Person 1: OMG! THAT THING IS SO UGLY!!

Person 2: *Sprays hideous repellent*

Person 1: Oh thank goodness! We're saved!

by Davvrix May 4, 2010

bro repellent

any discussion (usually between those of the female gender) pertaining (but is not limited) to one or more of the following subjects:
periods
wedding dresses
women's rights
abortion
STDs
abstinence
general negativity towards the male gender
dildos
Zack Efron
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's hair
Justin Bieber's age
Bowel movements (last 4 are synonymous, we know)
anything that is a self cockblock to prevent getting involved with bros or playahs

Girl 1- That frat is filled with a bunch of playahs and bros, why even go?
Girl 2- Oh I just go and drop some bro repellent and any guy that gives a good input I know is worth talking to.
Girl 1- oh wow! thats smart.
Girl 2- Hasn't worked yet in a frat...
Girl 1- Hmmm, maybe cuz they're all literally bro's..of a frat.
Girl 2- Damn.

by bigrondolover999 April 12, 2011

Nuns on ripple

Basically a hipster slang/term for 'no'.
Often used to seem cooler (mostly online but some use it irl).

Friends: hey, you wanna go biking with us today?
You: nuns on ripple, my dudes

by Lime Blooded Loser June 13, 2018

top butt ripple fart

When you fart, but only the top half of your butt vibrates.

That was a weird top butt ripple fart.

by Tiojimbethay November 28, 2019

Ripe

When something smells really really bad.

My God that winds ripe.

by Judge dredd7 May 13, 2011

girl repellant

noun. Describes a male, typically young (15 - 35) who is interested to the point of total preoccupation with a hobby that bears the badge of geekdom. Examples include: Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Fantasy Role Playing Games, Science Fiction, Electronics. (It is important to explain that a mere interest in such things does not qualify a particular male, it is only the extreme preoccupation in such subjects that qualifies one as "girl repellant". Qualifying behavior would include dressing up as one's favorite character, attending conventions, or merely devoting an inordinate amount of time to said subjects.
Outlyer cases may also include an individual who displays a complete lack of athletic ability, but who has voluminous knowledge of sports trivia and statistics (note: there is a high correlation with success in fantasy sports leagues). Other correlations include an intellectually gifted male who is physically incapable of performing any athletic task. May also accompany social awkwardness, such as a bizarre laugh, strange mannerisms, public belching and/or an incredible lack of fashion sense (more so than the acceptable lack of fashion sense that nearly every straight male displays).

Those dorks who live down the hall are girl repellant. They're all dressed up in Chewbacca costumes heading to another convention.

by LAWDAWG08 October 17, 2008