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Rice stands for "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements".

A ricer is someone who owns a car, usually with about 120hp, but thinks a body kit, rims, airplane wing, fart can, stickers, decals, ect will make the car fast because it will look fast. Ricers believe that adding tacky body mods will somehow get them pussy and give them 400hp to the wheels. Ricers are usually stuck-up white kids who fall for marketing schemes from magazines and "import performance" websites, mezmorized by the pictures of bodykits and big fart cans, and believing the "dyno proven 100hp gains" written in the product descriptions.
Ricer buys 120hp Civic because hes broke.

Ricer watches Fast and the Furious and wants 500hp to the wheels and some pussy.

Ricer buys an import magazine and sees a body kit that gains him 200hp "dyno proven".

Ricer buys the body kit but hes too lazy to paint it the color of his Civic, but he puts it on anyway.

Ricer revs his fart can at girls and they laugh.

Ricer trys to race a 350Z and loses the $500 bet because he did the "math" and thought he had 537hp and would win, i guess not.

Ricer hangs himself because he fails at life.
by psykadabra October 16, 2009
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Ricer Pipe

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An exhaust pipe on a car in which the circumference of the pipe is ridiculously large and obnoxiously loud and high-pitched. The sound consists of how a turbocharged weed wacker would sound. Usually found on older Japanese cars, or "ricer" cars in general.
Hey man, look how that dude thinks his car is fast with his ricer pipe. What a shame.
by Alex8275 July 16, 2014
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A weapon found in the mountaintops of the giants in the videogame Elden Ring
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Ew, that kid is spamming his rivers of blood. hes dog shit
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Black man who knows how to play football. Has a hot ass girl. He is a great guy. Funny as hell. Loves to play guitar. He has an obsession with tenacious d.
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ricer exuse

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Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.
my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...
by TJ February 19, 2004
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Ricer

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A person who takes a perfectly good car, and turns it into a ugly peice of shit on wheel by adding, uneccesary aftermarket parts ie huge spoilers, stupid body kits, NOS sticker

more associated with import owners
The fuckin civic is rice. What a ricer
by Link December 26, 2003
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Located in the city of Riverside, California. RCC has total of three campuses, one in Moreno Valley, Norco, and the original campus in Riverside. The Riverside Campus was first opened in 1916. Their college team is horrible but has a good nursing program. Over half of the students here are just old unemployed workers trying to "start" fresh but only here to get Financial aid and the other population are also bunch of losers attending school just to get financial aid. There is also students that are here to learn but not many. The professors here average or above some are actually funny and helpful.
Conversation #1

Kim: WTF why is Dannisha screaming across campus for??

Andy: Because shes having a full blown conversation with Dontae and Ebony. Its just another day at Riverside Community College.

Conversation #2

Myle: RCC is so pack, its impossible to find parking! Hey thats Tyrone parking his car hes my lab partner but never attends class.

Andy: Yea Riverside community college is always pack. Don't worry towards the end semester most students will drop, usually after the last financial aid check is mailed home.
by nurse andrew November 23, 2009
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