Filthy Ruben

The act of doing a girl in all her holes at once. Either doing her in the ass or vagina, fingering the opposite hole and having your fist in her mouth.

Guy 1: Dude I filthy Ruben this girl last night

Guy 2: How did you do it ass or pussy?

Guy 1: Ass

Guy 2: Nice!

by Filthy Rubem December 29, 2012

cooking with ruben

Cooking with Ruben is an extremely popular online video featuring Ruben and his buddies. They attempt on making cake

“I can’t wait to watch cooking with Ruben for the 58th time today!”

by uR dED NaN haRRhAR!!1!111 October 30, 2017

ruben rodela

The act of watching a 'big boob orgy starring Kim Kardashian' while playing FIFA as an unknown male shoves a vibrator down one's penis.

Dude Plu can multi-task, he was able to perform a ruben rodela.

by Ready Rodela April 17, 2009

rubén

Someone who loves pineapples, and can’t commit to a relationship; gets bored.

He’s such a Rubén.

by kenzzz_rob1 May 13, 2018

Ruben

Very smart, carries a great conversation, charms everyone, including me. Sucks you into his charm and sexappeal. Will make you fall for him. And then out I f nowhere he vanishes. Only to show up months later, finding out he has a girlfriend and she's pregnant, and has the baby on your birthday. Makes you wish he would of stayed gone, all's you would have is awesome memories. Instead of breaking your heart. He will always have a side chick.

Ruben, well time for me to go home I have a girlfriend and a new baby, I will see you when the girlfriend pisses me off. Then I will come see you, cause your my side chick.

by Not your side chck November 22, 2019

Rochester Reuben

A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.

That bitch had some sick hanging meat drapes, I had to give her a Rochester Reuben.

by thejammonster December 12, 2007

Reuben

777 guy; the guy that's just so unique and isn't disliked by many people because of his creativity, intelligence, sense of humour, wit, refined good looks and general amazing-ness

Did you see that dude over by the door???.... Yeah he's a real Reuben,

by Bornonatuesday December 6, 2010