rectile dysfunction

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021

recting

the physical action of turning the runtacheinto runt.you rect a runt in order to rais it.

"im recting a runt rite now". or, "have you rected that runt yet mate?...and dont forget to take all the fuckin seeds out this time mf"

by davilse April 28, 2004

Rectile Cleric

A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!

A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!

by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004

Hugh G. Rection

Is kinda hot ngl.

I like Hugh G. Rection

by Mike Hawk knows Hugh G.Rection December 17, 2019

Wide Reciever

A Girl, Usually A Whore That Looses Her Virginity To A Guy With A Big Dick. Is Now Known To The World As A Wide Reciever.

The Wide Reciever Absorbs Big Dick.

by Nosh On My Big D(: November 8, 2010

Rectilinear distance

The gayest distance between any two points on a grid.

Josh: Hey what's the rectilinear distance from here to Taco Bell?
Andy: Shut up, fag.

by superjoe30 September 25, 2009

Recticle

the act of using (a) rectum as a means of storage. also as a verb: i totally recticled that bitch!

That is one full recticle!!

by asdfghjkqwert February 27, 2011