Jolly Rancher

It's just a slang word for head... or BJ's you know a blow job.

Megan wanted to give Nate a Jolly Rancher and the teacher heard.

by Dudette May 24, 2004

Jolly Rancher Tongue Twister

v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.

1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs

by dr.eric February 26, 2011

jolly rancher

The act of placing one's entire package into a female's mouth so deeply as to force the bitch to smile.

It was a happy day when I offered Jenny the cherry jolly rancher.

I told her to stop smiling, but she couldnt! She must have jolly rancher fever.

by justincapps February 29, 2004

Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.

1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG

by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005

texan rancher

1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.

1. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he owns a ranch in Texas.
2. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he gets it on with all of his animals. In the butt.

by AsianEyez March 22, 2009

jolly rancher

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

I like to watch the jolly rancher channel.

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

jolly rancher

1) a delicious tangy fruit candy
2) a really nasty breakfast meat
3) a gay pirate
4) when you take a poop and you dont wipe good enough and little balls of crap are stuck yto your ass hair... then a girl gives you dome later that night and she gots some little turds in her mouth. The little turds are the jolly ranchers.

The jolly rancher sucked mad dick and his breath smells like jololy ranchers so he ate a jolly rancher and then went to the breakfast tabe to cook some jolly ranchers.

by fatrancher March 27, 2003