Quim Tart

A beautifully crafted vagina, akin to a dessert or tart, not overly crusty on the outside with a moist and juicy centre

"Man, she had tasty quim tart"

"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"

"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"

by Quimgella Lawson March 4, 2012

Quim warrior

The ability of one to be able to seize and conqour all that is quim.

Also a 13th Century Vietnamese clan (the quim, pro. chim)

Jonny is the ultimate quim warrior.

by Robby M July 2, 2008

quim

Adjective: A male/female who partakes in the act of being awkward with themselves when they say awkward things, change their opinion to fit a group or just tries to be cool and ends up looking like a vagina of a person.
Verb: to quim someone is to take part in strange sexual acts.

"That boy over there, with his quim-ish ways- is his name Jack?" "No his name is Dawn."

"Oh dude, I quimed that girl so hard last night" "Bro, you have problems."

by HARRY J ROCKS October 14, 2012

quim and tonic

Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral sex on a woman. The tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral sex.

Damn, I wondered where Frank went at the party, so I walked out to the porch. He was so damn drunk out there with some chick on the porch swing. She was moaning out loud as he was getting some quim and tonic.

by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005

Quim reaper

1) A man with multiple romantic interests; a fanny farmer who spreads his seed far and wide. A groomer of many women who then calls round with his mighty tool to collect his soggy harvest.

Blonde lady: "I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when insert name here came to call. He was just looming over my bed with his mighty instrument in his hand."

Blonde lady's friend: "Are you talking about the quim reaper? He came for me on Tuesday night and went at it like he was ploughing a field."

by Milo2009 September 9, 2009

Quim Bandit

Someone who draws quim matter from one female, then proceeds to finger another girl in a sneaky exchange of quim juice.

The females are unaware that the exchange has taken place, and may possibly never find out until upon receiving positive results from an STI test.

Note: Even better if the banditry victims are best friends.

'Were you a quim bandit last night?'

'Yeah, slipped it up the fit one first, then her butters mate!'

'Wash your hands in between?'

'Na, i was a right QUIM BANDIT!!'

(possibly ending the conversation with a smell of the quim bandit's fingers)

by Dean Healmore April 9, 2011

quim dagger

Noun; The male reproductive organ which is used to insert sperm into a womans vagina. A man's sex organ that when filled with blood through sexual excitement, creates an erection

Verb; The process of penetration by the male sex organ

"Hey ladies, any one want to see my quim dagger"

"Quim Dagger . . . Strike!"

"Hey man you should have seen her last night. She totally got quim daggered

by TheLeglessAl September 20, 2010