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Queefed

Verb, past-tense: (1) The act of expelling air from a body orifice, specifically the vagina. (2) Electronics: A part, usually a semiconductor, that smokes or burns-up sometimes emitting a similar sound. Adjective: (1) Any malfunctioning device or (2) any object that has been broken, destroyed or damaged beyond repair.
Verb (1) "Pat really smelled like a dead tuna; I think she queefed." (2) "I was working on this amplifier last night and the output transistor queefed." Adjective: (1) "My TV queefed last night; the picture just went off." (2) "Tom got drunk last night and queefed his car; ran it straight into a light pole."
by PhantomTechnician April 26, 2015
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Queeter Whittle

Someone who feels joyful but has trouble with understanding and remembering certain topics, events, etc.
Julius, you are sometimes a real Queeter Whittle.
by Some Guy Named Cozmi April 12, 2022
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Queezer

Queezer is a 10/10 person all around personality, looks, charm, humor, style, intelligence and always exudes good vibes and nothing less.
You were such a queezer last night it was so fun!
by Elizabeth Green March 27, 2023
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queezer

somebody who is a queer ass loser...and I mean a real fucking loser
sy, you're such a queezer...gah, ur gay.

or g'damn, is this like a national holiday for queezers or something?? i'm outta here.
by carli July 4, 2004
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Queeler

The nickname for the Wheeler School in rhode island. All the guys who attend there are GAY and the girls are just WEIRD, hence the name Queer stuck in Wheeler. (Wheeler guys are also known for dating the same girls ten times and have bad asses).
Kid 1: "You know that kid from Wheeler?"
Girl 1: "What?"
Teacher of other school: "He means Queeler."
Girl 1: "Oh, right."
by PeepChuck November 22, 2007
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Qweefer

A Qweefer is 0ne who Qweefs. Or, pussy-air-fart or there's a hydro version you do in the tub, the pussy-tub-fart Qweef. History: Two little 10-year old girls in El Paso, Texas thought they invented this, though they had no name for it. Why no name? At that time it was just too naughty to put a name on. That's why it was/is so damn funny. They were the first Qweefers.
It's a lot of fun to be a Qweefer or even a Hydro-Qweefer.
by Qweefer1 July 21, 2014
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Queafer

A follower, subscriber, or in any form a part of the "LeafyisHere" community, typically comprising of 12 year old kids before their tastes in humor or content has yet to develop. Queafers operate in an almost hive-mind mentality, requiring little individual brain power to think for themselves and instead only regurgitate the shit they ate up form their LeafyisQueer overlord like pesky flies, and then puke it everywhere. Their simplistic compositions have proven an amazing evolutionary adaptation to a lack of intelligence, with the only stimuli their mental processes required for entertainment are key words like, "lichrally," "fucking," and a one-sentence "joke" about getting something in the mail so as not to overwhelm them having to process too many words. He is a hero to his people, teaching them slowly and through repetition how to comprehend words stringed together to form a sentence and unlock the secrets to the most epic joke of all time: a pokemon in the mail. It is for these reasons and more that a Queafer will give it's meaningless wasted life to defend the honor of her majesty.
I'm lichrally a fucking queafer.
by NyanFlore February 9, 2017
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