The Epsilon Program is a religion followed by many people in the name of Kifflom. The 3 most known followers are John Smith, John Smith, and Chris Farmidge, who is the leader of the program.
Activities include: praying while being talked to by cops, pointing at a planes contrails and sometimes saying "kifflom", making a job offer to a just-assaulted store clerk, and being pulled over by cops and being talked to by them for multiple hours on a main road.
Activities include: praying while being talked to by cops, pointing at a planes contrails and sometimes saying "kifflom", making a job offer to a just-assaulted store clerk, and being pulled over by cops and being talked to by them for multiple hours on a main road.
"Brother, would you like to join the Epsilon Program?" "Uhhh no thanks" "You will be sacrificed in the name of chris for rejecting."
by RoyceTheFox May 25, 2018
Get the The Epsilon Program mug.A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.
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See evil.
Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.
by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005
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Often used to describe the way a programmer's face looks after little or no sleep over a prolonged period of time.
Can also be used to descibe a programmer's face after spending more than 5 days inside, in front of a computer.
Programmer's Interface usually includes:
- Dark circles around the eyes
- Bloodshot eyes
- Pale skin
- Stubble (if male)
Can also be used to descibe a programmer's face after spending more than 5 days inside, in front of a computer.
Programmer's Interface usually includes:
- Dark circles around the eyes
- Bloodshot eyes
- Pale skin
- Stubble (if male)
Programmer 1: Hey man, you look rough today.
Programmer 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Programmer's Interface going on today.
Programmer 1: Been up for a few days programming again?
Programmer 2: Yeah. Pretty much.
Programmer 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Programmer's Interface going on today.
Programmer 1: Been up for a few days programming again?
Programmer 2: Yeah. Pretty much.
by Jabdennel July 30, 2011
Get the Programmer's Interface mug.A program located in the California State University of Los Angeles (CSULA), also known as EEP. Helps students excell in their studies by skipping highschool or junior high.
Person: so what grade you in?
Me:i should be in 12th grade, but im in my 4th year of college.
Person: woah, for realz?
Me: yeah, I skipped highschool.
Me:i should be in 12th grade, but im in my 4th year of college.
Person: woah, for realz?
Me: yeah, I skipped highschool.
by neshypoo December 30, 2004
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Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007
Get the Programmed Retail Response mug.When you sit too long slinging code, and you get a zit on your ass, therefore making it hard to get a project done.
if (asscheek =~ /zit/) {
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
by Codeman_333 April 14, 2011
Get the Programming Zit mug.If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
Girl: Hello
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
by newsvava February 13, 2009
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