Puberty

When teens grow boobs and balls

Wow that 18 year old boy is finally going through puberty!

by Tea devil December 2, 2019

Poverty Spec

Poverty Spec is a term used when someone orders or purchases a car from a brand typically known for their higher end clientele (Mercedes, BMW, Range Rover, etc..) with very few options. This is done so the purchaser will seem more wealthy than they actually are.

An example of a "poverty spec" car is a Mercedes C class with just the lighting options to make the badge glow and project the emblem onto the ground under the doors. These cars typically have little to no options other than those that show off the brand.

Please note that this usually can't really apply to super high end cars like Mclarens, Lamborghinis, and Ferraris just to name a few, but it is still possible.

"Dude did you see that fancy Benz drive by?"

"Yeah, but it's a poverty spec C class, it only had the base 4 cylinder and illuminated badging."

by edible cactus September 30, 2021

mister puberty

1.someone whose voice cracks unintentionally at any given moment.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender

2.anyone who has just inhaled helium

3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.

hey doll, its zach. Call(two octaves higher) *cough cough* me when you get this message.

why certainly, mister puberty.

by my uterus and i September 26, 2005

Compound Poverty

When you condition your mind that there is not enough money rather than there is more than enough, because while growing up, money was scarce, and your parents or loved ones were struggling to make ends meet—when you focus on saving money rather than making money.

Poor people tend to focus on their lack, which over time leads them to develop a compound poverty mindset; wealthy folks look for new streams of income that would yield compound interest by embracing an abundance mindset.

by Fasters February 10, 2023

puberty

When a male/female becomes a man/woman,

males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc

females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc

Me:uh oh,im going through puberty!this sucks

person after puberty:i hear ya

by puberty sucks May 28, 2010

poverty line

the invisible line that separates Target from Walmart

as seen on SNL Weekend Update

"According to a new census report nearly 1 out of ever 2 Americans has fallen below the poverty line, which is the invisible line that separates Target from Walmart. That's what it is. You didn't know that, but that's what it is." - Seth Meyers

"Hey man, wanna hit up Target?"
"Nah man, I'm below the poverty line, I can't afford that shit."
"So you shop at Walmart?"
"Yep."

by thevoiceoftheupdate January 1, 2012

puberty

Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.

'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'

'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'

'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'

'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'

by Forking December 12, 2008