Putiando

The action of being a hoe! Being a puto or puta!

Andabas putiando anoche!

by breadbunnybaby February 19, 2019

chocolate putin

When you give someone else an enema using chocolate pudding.

When Lora was feeling down I gave her a good Chocolate Putin and tucked her in for the night.

by French fried peaches November 7, 2019

Gladimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin

Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

Putinphile

Noun. A person who admires Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia. Views usually include accusing Ukrainians and Americans of being evil homosexual Nazis who want to commit genocide against the pure, heterosexual Russian race, and saying that Crimea is a part of Russia.

"Did you hear Orville yesterday saying how evil Ukrainians are? He's such a Putinphile!"

by RoundenBrown October 10, 2015

Vladmir Putin

Some thirsty mofo who wants world domination

Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2022

Puti

A minangkabau tribe languange name for princess or a noble woman.

Usually she is elegant and smart.

She got the first rank again in last semester
Yeah, she is puti though

by Sayonaraforever September 28, 2018

Putin

Vladimir Putin — the botox-pumped balding ex-KGB dwarf, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case №144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been winning "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.

There's quite a bunch of things in this world that stay the same, no matter how much the conditions change: such as speed of light, gravitational acceleration, mass of basic chemical elements and Putin being a president.

by Admiral_Bongo October 28, 2020