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Puppet master 

This is a tactic preformed just as you are finishing sexual intercourse. You pull out of your partner and ejaculate in your hands, then proceed to shower them with the ejaculate that is in your hands. After this is done, there will more than likely be sticky strings of your ejaculate leading from your hands to your partner where the ejaculate landed. At this point, you begin to move your fingers like a puppet master would manipulate his puppet and say something like "Dance my puppet, DANCE!"
"I was having sex with trevor last night and he pulled out right before he came and threw his cum all over me! The jerk puppet mastered me!"

"I told jeremy to give me the puppet master last night when we were done. It was SO hot!"
Puppet master by Meriquium October 26, 2009
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Puppet Master 

Master of all things in time and space. Creator of the universe, and an avid reader of the Wheel of Time series. Post currently occupied by 2k, master of Water.
On the last day, when the Titans fall and all appears lost, flesh to stone and souls to fire, the mortals shall run to the Puppet Master seeking shelter; and so it shall come to pass that they will find an Oasis on the edge of his blade, as daemons walk the earth.
Puppet Master by 2k July 20, 2008

puppet picking 

A chick forgets to wipe her ass or just fuckin sucks at it and a guy goes down on her and eats the left over shit(dingleberries) while licking her hairy ass camel toe.
puppet picking by Jimmy Carter October 9, 2003

puppet show 

An erection that shows through clothing.
"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".

puppet pud 

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.
The puppet pud cheeted on his girlfriend.
puppet pud by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010

Puppet hair 

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.
"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."
Puppet hair by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012

Puppet Master 

Sexual experience in which the dominant figure sticks his/her hand into the recipients behind to which the dominant controls the recipient's mouth such as a puppet. Resembling a ventriloquist artist.
dominant: hey wanna do the puppet master
recipient: not after last time, my ass still hurts :(
Puppet Master by Furrycat 420 February 10, 2017