That one guy that hangs out with you and thinks you're his friend, but you make him buy everything for you.
by 2K January 05, 2006
Get the Skalamoochmug. Getting the white tortilla is like getting the shaft...no one wants to be left with the white tortilla when everyone else has their tomato-basil tortilla.
by 2K January 06, 2006
Get the White Tortillamug. Master of all things in time and space. Creator of the universe, and an avid reader of the Wheel of Time series. Post currently occupied by 2k, master of Water.
On the last day, when the Titans fall and all appears lost, flesh to stone and souls to fire, the mortals shall run to the Puppet Master seeking shelter; and so it shall come to pass that they will find an Oasis on the edge of his blade, as daemons walk the earth.
by 2k July 20, 2008
Get the Puppet Mastermug.