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puck you 

jonah go 2 the principals office
PUCK YOU MISS
puck you by c read October 1, 2007

pickyfied 

Adjective. Southern African-American. Constantly being picky and petty about things, specifically "hood" disputes. Making a major i issue about something small
I can't believe that ho done called the police over some bullshit, that bitch be real pickyfied.
pickyfied by Onetime August 31, 2012

Puckermucker

The act of kissing some other persons butt. To be sycophantic
One puckers ones lips in preparation to kiss butt. Which could be full of muck.
Jeeze talk about puckermuckering the boss. He so wants a raise or promotion.
Puckermucker by ironicbliss August 6, 2011

Pucker Juice 

Dripping sweat from one's ass crack.
Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.

enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.
"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

Chock Puckler 

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.
* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it
Chock Puckler by SurferJ November 21, 2011