Broscription

When a bro gives you supplement, diet and lifting directions.

John: I'm going to write you a broscription of 60 extra grams of brotien a day immediately following your workout. Transfer of this broscription is brohibited.

Me: Thanks bro!

by a brute April 20, 2017

proscrustioning

Is a word and can be used in a sentence.

Kambree is proscrustioning

by Avenger737 August 31, 2020

purrscription

A written authorization by a licensed physician for a patient/client to adopt a cat.

For some general-health therapy and overall mood-improvement, a purrscription can indeed be "just what the doctor ordered".

by QuacksO December 7, 2022

Prosciutto Dream

A goal so delicious, tantalizing, and craveable that you can't help but want it. Yet it's incredibly thin, fragile and lacks much substance.

Person A: "I'm going to be famous eventually, mark my words."
Person B: "What? Why? How?"
Person A: "I don't know.. But I want to and I will! It'll be amazing!"
Person B: "Yeah, alright man. Keep chasing that Prosciutto Dream."

by DoubleCrissp February 10, 2023

Prosciutto Pussy

When a woman has got that fine deli meat. With the pink and the red, that marbled look. The expensive kind of pussy.

Guy 1- “She looked like she was cut fresh off the pig.”
Guy 2- “Man, you can’t call women pigs.”
Guy 1- “Nah, I’m talking ‘bout that Prosciutto Pussy!”

by _User_369246_ July 27, 2023

perscription

you probably pronounce prescription like this too you dumb motherfucker

Jim: I need a perscription

Bob: You mean prescription?

Jim: No I need to figure out how many scripts I have so I need a perscription

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.

uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025