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Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.
Brian thought he’d make a great porn star but his greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and his problem with anal leakage made him a real Porno No-No.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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pornobrarian

A woman, usually donning glasses and a business suit, that could definitely be a librarian by day and porno star by night.
Nick : "That bitch looks like a pornobrarian."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."
by kozrules February 19, 2007
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The Porno Equation

A method of generating your personal porn name. The formula woks by taking the name of your first pet and combining it with the current street you live on. A popular college major in southern California.
First pet + current street= The Porno Equation

ex:
Rocky Skyline
Bubba Crosshill
Fluffy Grandview
Voodoo Arkadelphia
Ike Folmer
by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009
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Porno Mime

1) Term created/used in the music video 'build god then we'll talk' by Panic! At The Disco..

2) A mime that has sex with the air because he's horny and doesn't have a girlfriend. A Porno Mime pretends to bang an imaginary person without saying anything. Most chick porno mimes have silent orgasms (no idea how that works out, but whatever)

3) My nickname.
If you see a porno mime, get away from him/her. It is very possible that a porno mime will get close to you and ask you: "Hey, you want to have some fun?"
by Carlos [a.k.a. Porno! Mime] December 24, 2007
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porno 'stache

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star
i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.
by minka kelly June 21, 2008
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flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late]

The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
by RobinR99 July 29, 2005
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ponocome

i ponocome you
by davidzzz1999 July 1, 2017
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