professor dick

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005

Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.

by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019

menu professor

a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pronounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.

Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).

Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).

Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).

by the big seppa September 11, 2009

Professor Pookie

A University or College Professor that is known for being cute. This prof is loved mostly by the female students and displays characteristics that would generally be considered as quaint or lovable.

OMG! I was thinking about skipping today but I don't want to miss Professor Pookie's class.
I loved the lecture today, Professor Pookie is just so adorable.

by erdem luvr 2003 February 9, 2023

pamphlet professor

Person who thinks they know everything about a subject, just by reading a tiny blurb.

#MemeMD

That Zach kid is such a pamphlet professor. He don't know $hit!!!

by BigRed2727 November 30, 2017

The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

Professor Vas

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.

Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.

by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016