Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

Procrasturbate

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.

by flakey ass February 26, 2009

procrasturbate

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.

Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.

by Slate Giz May 13, 2010

Procrasturbate

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done

"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"

by McEwenC February 16, 2010

Procrasturbate

The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.

Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...

You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.

by mkay567 January 9, 2012

procrasturbate

When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.

i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate

by Rooskie Business March 7, 2010

Procrasturbate

Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.

Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?

Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.

*Next day*

Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?

by travvo May 13, 2014