Procrasturbation

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away

Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea

by cankobyngite October 16, 2018

Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.

I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Procrysturbate

The act of procrastinating, crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Bro 1: Bro I'm going through a lot, I got an essay due at midnight, my dog also died today and I'm hella horny.

Bro 2: Sounds like you're about to procrysturbate.

by pigbenispro December 22, 2020

Procrasterbate

To combine the acts of procrastinating and masterbating.

I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.

by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007

procrasturbate

I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....

Dude #1--- What did you do today?

Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long

by saygen June 27, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.

Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.

by double aaa April 23, 2011