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Possum Eyes 

When a man pulls his pants up so tight that the seam separates his testicles and they stand out like the eyes of an opossum.
"Tommy, stop pulling up your boy shorts! You're giving us Possum Eyes!"
Possum Eyes by Foskey September 26, 2014

Possum Biting 

N. Also known as Possum wrestling. To engage another in a pseudo-wrestling match where one person is the "feisty possum" or "rabid possum." That person is the biter, who attempts to bite their opponent on the butt or sometimes stomach or other areas. The opponent must try to resist the "possum's" bite, and subdue the creature. Named after the vicious bite one can receive from an opossum. This game is most frequently played in the south, esp. by children.
"My sister and I 'possum bit' each other often as children, but we tried not to draw blood."

"I always did have fun possum biting with my next door neighbors."

Possum Punch 

To hit a lady in the vagina.
Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!
Possum Punch by factmachine November 24, 2014

possum lips 

When someone has very thin lips that resembles a possum's lips.
Jalin has some possum lips.
possum lips by 870savage February 23, 2017

possum juice 

1. Roadkill

2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.

3. Also known as "juicing"
"That was some great possum juice last night babe

"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"
possum juice by PossumJuice July 13, 2017

possum power 

Unit of power equal to 1/200 hp
Abbreviated to pp
Car Dealer: this baby's got 60000 possums under the hood
Me: damn that's a lot of possum power
possum power by Bigdad69 December 27, 2018