dog paralysis

When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him

“Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis”

by Doggydoggydog December 13, 2019

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Sleep Paralysis

Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you

I got sleep paralysis again

by Marcksjs November 13, 2021

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Parallax

The effect that causes you to misjudge a reading due to the angle of viewing.

Hey dawg, how comes youz missed that bizatch? Muss be parallax wit not holdin my rife right

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

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A near-identical second penis attached to a human male, directly above or below the existing one which, when erect, is in line with and equidistant from the first at all points. Thus having the property of being parallel.

I'm as happy as a dog with a parallelopenis.

by adam_the_wizard September 22, 2008

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scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016

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