Flu Pooh

The pooh you do at the end of a cold / fever / flu. The pooh is produced as the dirtiest and smelliest fudge slug made by man, yet brings the feeling of cleanliness and health and the relief that your illness is over.

After Harry was bed bound for 4 days with a fever, he went to the toilet and detoxed with a long but awaited flu pooh.

''Oh my.... i feel ALIVE AGAIN! ''

by Matavin September 22, 2009

periodt pooh

when gassing your friend up or ending a conversation .

*swipes on their friends picture or finds something relatable * PERIODT POOH !.

by periodt pooh June 3, 2019

poochaw!

When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!

Hey Ben, how did last night go?? It was great! I gave tawny the ol poochaw!!

by OL JACK BURTON December 19, 2018

Wee-pooh

Is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. This usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. No real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like 'Asifs' Takeaway.

Sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can't be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a piss. You're having a wee-pooh. You have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.

by StevieWP January 27, 2006

pooh bear

To be dressed in only a t-shirt.

I had the house to myself this weekend so I did a pooh bear.

by jos7247 January 10, 2008

Pooh Bear Syndrome

when you get really tired after eating a large meal.

there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!

by katsickle May 28, 2009

poochugga

1) A blanket term used to describe a musician or group that will cover songs from bands only popular for 6 months in the 90's.

2) A person who is doing something in the most illogical way possible.

1)
Dude 1 : My buddy Ryan is in this blink182 cover band...
Dude 2: That is so poochugga!
Dude 1: I know right?!

2)
Ryan, you are such a poochugga

by Kylosis July 8, 2010