poopdick

1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)

1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!

poopdick by My57Vettes September 26, 2005

Johnny poopdicking 

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

Johnny poopdicking by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

Poopdickumentary 

A really, really bad documentary. One so bad, you feel as though you've been anally probed.

"Banksy Coming To Dinner" is such a poopdickumentary. After wasting an hour of my life, I feel like the director boofed my mind.

Poopdickumentary by manfred_spain July 13, 2012

Poopdick

Like getting tricked or bamboozled but when you really got yourself fucked to the max in a situation.

Some dumbass named Kyle got in a car with an old man who claimed to have candy, Kyle then realized he just got Poopdicked when the old man took out his penis instead of candy.

Poopdick by DickSlicer March 7, 2020

PoopDick

Poopdick is a man who smells like poop and dick. His dick smells like poop. And his poop smells like dick.
Poopdicks can’t wipe. They’re ass to fat.
Poopdicks waddle around, especially to lunch.
PoopDicks spill out alcohol

Don’t bring PoopDick to lunch.
It’s Poopdick, cover your noses.
Ahhhhhhhh

PoopDick by PLUTKO June 23, 2023

poopdick

"A Smelly Weiner"

"Dude, I finally stopped fucking the chick in the ass. Then i pulled my dick out and im pretty sure i was a poopdick."

poopdick by TurkeyVag November 21, 2009

poopdickery

A situation or event that is totally or even just slightly fucked. Shenanegens

"I gave steve the keys to my car so he could pound his girlfriend in the back, but instead he shot his load on my seat. What poopdickery."

poopdickery by Maverinni June 25, 2007