pooping in the periwinkle

When a man or woman of unexceptional beauty and grace sleeps with someone far above themselves in physical attractiveness or social standing.

Can you believe our friend--a total slob and blunderbuss, by the way--slept with that extremely intelligent supermodel? He was totally pooping in the periwinkle if you know what I mean.

by casey lazerz August 15, 2007

poofing

The act of disappearing or becomeing invisible.

Chick 1: Wow i cant see him anymore
Chick 2: Dont worry about him, his poofing

by Poofing:) September 12, 2009

Girls pooping

Technically girls can’t poop because of there hormones so they have periods instead

girls pooping Girls don’t poop & if they do they’re transgender

by Bigdickrex06 September 13, 2019

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

Probing

Sticking a fist, toy, or any large object in a girls ass

Last night my girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I started probing her.

by bg_nick January 31, 2015

pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

poofinger

Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.

Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter

by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004