baby poisoning

A more accurate description of morning sickness during pregnancy.

I have been nauseous all day long. I'm suffering from baby poisoning.

by The Sonia Show February 28, 2011

reality poisoning

An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.

The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.

Source: The Lanan times.

by Lanan May 25, 2006

Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.

The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.

by Gameace12 September 9, 2008

Alcohol Poisoning

A myth created to stop College kids from partying hard enough.

Bro J.: "*drunk* Alcohol poisoning is a LIE!"

by Guido631 June 9, 2011

bread poisoning

The sluggish, bloated feeling that occurs after ingesting too many carbs.

"Uggggh.... All that pasta and those 4 pieces of garlic toast gave me total bread poisoning."

by Mya M. July 24, 2008

dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

Ivory poisoning

When you punch a muhfucka in the mouth so hard, you knock teeth out, they swallow their teeth & get sick.

If homeboy don’t stop popping fly at the lip, he gonna get a real bad case of ivory poisoning.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020