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Phony

Favorite insult of "Catcher in the Rye" protagonist Holden Caulfield. Source of great anger to anyone who subjects themselves to Mr. Caulfield's rambling, circuitous narration.
This insert thing I don't like here is such a phony!
by bruh17777 May 5, 2021
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Phony

Everyone has a phony family member that always thinks they are on reality TV (which is the worst name for the kind of TV programming that it describes, as even TV shows and movies are closer to reality than reality TV, even if it's unscripted it's full of fake people and there is nothing to make up for or redeem it from that). The kind of family member that always laughs at everything and everyone, thinks of everything and everyone as hilarious, you always see a family member like that on instagram or one of those other sites with another video of them doing something that wasn't even interesting when they were a kid doing it (such as them with a hula hoop, big fuckin deal) but they think it makes them the most colorful and interesting person in the world (something they must have got from their mother telling them the home videos of them as a kid were awesome when nobody else would tell them that if they ever watched them).
by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022
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PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTS

A person who by determination of social networks is privy to the fact you believe in GOD AND JESUS CHRIST they themselves are atheistic and make an off color spite based comment.

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER formerly THE TOP EXECUTIVE in BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY says" "social status does not exist " in a YOU TUBE based video interview.
As knowing the fact this individual is suffering from gross indigency , a person leaving a restaurant who is well taken care of makes the most predictable PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESD COMMENT , " PRAY " and that individual being ANAL ALAN answer , " PRAY only exists , if you you self are generous as did it matter a PREY MENACE saved your LIFE in a natural disaster or would you have rather died knowing that fact they were that themselves that kind of low LIFE humanity.

All these ZOMBIE ASSHOLES are running around making PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTS to supposed , " people who in their humble opinion are low life's I SCUM for their human transgressions.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 18, 2021
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Phony

Don’t bring me near PHONY people
by anonymous February 13, 2022
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Benjamin is a fucking phony
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Phony War

The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.

However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.

The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
Germany - *Invades Poland*

WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS

Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."

6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
by The Local Tax Agent September 10, 2024
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Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.)

A female who lies about anything and everything. A female who portrays herself to be something she isn't.
Let me explain something about her to you. She is a Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.). You can tell she has her master's degree in being a P.F.B.
by Flusie October 2, 2024
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