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Phony

Favorite insult of "Catcher in the Rye" protagonist Holden Caulfield. Source of great anger to anyone who subjects themselves to Mr. Caulfield's rambling, circuitous narration.
This insert thing I don't like here is such a phony!
by bruh17777 May 5, 2021
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I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.
Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!
by BigJD3 May 19, 2023
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Phony

Benjamin is a fucking phony
by Hewo123 August 20, 2021
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Phony War

The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.

However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.

The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
Germany - *Invades Poland*

WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS

Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."

6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
by The Local Tax Agent September 10, 2024
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Phonie

A phone is someone that’s always on the phone rather than having human interactions. They will sit in a group and text each other instead of just talking. They’ll raise there head and look at someone right after they received a text and laugh then start texting back.
I seen Kyle at the party but he sat on the couch being a phonie all night.
by L. R. Blunk June 26, 2024
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Phony Stark

The name for billionaire and avatar of mediocrity Elon Musk.
You'd think Phony Stark is going to get humanity into space when we cannot even feed people and give them healthcare?
by Psychotrace August 6, 2024
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Phony

Don’t bring me near PHONY people
by anonymous February 13, 2022
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