Petty heifer

Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.

John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.

by fuck_you_hoe September 3, 2016

petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 26, 2008

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Ice Cold Phatties

Large balloons filled with Nitrous Oxide AKA "Laughing Gas."

The term Ice Cold Phatties comes from the unscrupulous hucksters who try to sell them to you in a concert or festival parking lot. "Ice Cold" because they're straight from the metal tank and literally cold, and "Phatty" because the buyer always wants the largest balloon they can find.

Get your Ice Cold Phatties! $15 or 3 for $40!

by Jacaranda November 7, 2021

Petty

Deliberately doing something just to get a reaction from someone

Maciel: Ashley is so petty, she FaceTimed me at a party I wasn't invited to.
Regan: Woah.

by heart4art January 17, 2017

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 10, 2008