Stupid Girl Phase

(N. Noun) A phase in which every non feminist female enters whereas they want to "fool around" and otherwise "have fun" from the age of puberty, up until the age of them wanting to "settle down". So much so that even if Mr. Right was in their face, they wouldn't even know he existed.

Jason: Dude, I was on a blind date with a woman and another guy; then my date picked the other guy who lied about trust issues! And she picked him because "He didn't have a spider picture on his shirt" Bob: I know man, Stupid Girl Phase. Jason: Oh right, duh.

by Ashaxei September 22, 2009

Music Phase

A phase of music you're into for a time of an hour to years. Usually starts when you hear a cool song of a new genre.

John: "Dude, I'm digging that Ke$ha shit!" (snorts more coke)

Paul: "Don't worry guys, he's just having a music phase, it'll pass."
Ringo: "Thank God, that Ke$ha bitch must be wasted 24/7."

by YourMother237 March 15, 2010

red hair phase

it depends on whether it’s natural red head color or deep/bright red color. if a girl has natural red hair she usually likes taylor swift and reading, if it’s the other type of red this girl is going through it. usually likes radio read and stoner guitar guys. def got her heart broken and both romanticize the f out of everything.

“do you that girl over there?”

“yeah, she’s definitely in her red hair phase.”

by cutegirl05 February 11, 2022

Not phased

To "not be phased" by something is a phrase used by people who cannot spell "not fazed"

e.g. "I have a speling test on Wensday but I'm not phased."

by Csudab May 16, 2010

Anime Phase

This is a phase where a person gets themselves hooked up, nay, OBSESSED with anime, its big sister, manga, perhaps along with some other aspects of Japanese pop culture (ie. pop music, light novels). Some signs of it are:
1. Drawing in an anime/manga art style
2. Listening to anime/J-Pop songs, usually with little to no knowledge of Japanese
3. Viewing anime pictures in one's spare time
4. Writing anime fanfics (as are some teenagers wont to do)
Usually this phase happens in one's teens, but there are some people who are still into anime, as much there are older people who would get themselves hooked up into anime!

There are lots of crazy things that I'll let Peter get away with. I even held my tongue when he went through that anime phase!
-Lois Griffin, Family Guy

by Coco The Mime May 24, 2020

penalty phase

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.

oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!

by YAWA January 5, 2020

phase shift

1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.

2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.

1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."

2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."

by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010